Hobbitdragon is kind of a fanfiction genius. You think to yourself “No, never in a million years would those characters do that!” but he comes up with completely plausible reasons why they would. Do read the warnings, because there’s a lot of scary and depressing stuff in this story, but parts of it are sexy and other parts are really sweet. Like Hermione explaining how she’s read all about anal sex, and of course enjoying it doesn’t make you gay. Because of course Hermione would respond to any new idea with a stack of books. I love her.