Let’s play a game.

The game is called: What do these things have in common?

  1. A toothpick
  2. A toothbrush
  3. Disposable flossers
  4. A tissue
  5. Toilet paper

Do you give up?

1 and 4 are Christmas presents Harry Potter got from the Dursleys; 2, 3, and 5 are Christmas presents Sparkly got from eir mother. Yeah. She gives nearly Dursley-level presents. By choice, since she’s given Sparkly lots of other, more valuable and gift-like things that she could easily have wrapped up and called presents. But no. Sparkly’s official Christmas present this year was a toothbrush.

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