Nooooo dude don’t do it

You were lonely and drunk and I kept you company. I let you hug me. I playfully poked you in the shoulder the same way you do with lots of other people. I flirted with you less than Sparkly does. I also stopped initiating any of this stuff and kept trying to limit it and you kept doing it. Please. Don’t do the thing. I was literally just trying to interact with you in a friendly way, literally that’s all.

Also please don’t call me a swinger. Not even as a joke.

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