Sparkly: I’m not going to hurt you.
Sparkly: Stand up.
Me: You’re not getting this off to a very good start…
Ey wanted to act out a description of a fight in the book ey’s reading to figure out how it would work. I proceeded to not play my part very well by first holding my imaginary gun in a way that was too old-fashioned, and then by holding it in a way that was too modern. I knew the book was about World War II, and if only I’d thought about that, I could have guessed… :)
(Nobody was hurt, as promised.)